Tuesday, May 24, 2011

chit-chat

May 15

ME:hello stupendous man
how are u doing
anyways ... it doesnt matter how u are doin...

SM:why would you say something like hat?
thats just mean
Today

ME:so day after?
all geared up?

SM:no


ME:great
thats a sign of well preparedness

SM:sadist
why are you like this..

ME:no NPT
if u wud ve sad yes
wich u wud never do
u pessimistic earthworm
that wudve meant...satan wudve owned ur ass
since u ve said no

SM:why do you say such things..
i mean why>

ME:which means u ve accepted the almighty jesus with ur heart soul body and nose

SM:again.. why>
?

ME:what why
ur nose is a universal truth

SM:why are you so cyncical
and contrary
and so downright mean

ME:mean?????????
i wud be mean if i wud comment about ur hair
but i dont do that
ur nose is just an architectural marvel
so thats not being mean
but i am being profound
and critical
and all that philosphical shite

SM:you are being a weasel

ME:well weasels have a chibbed nose
which doesnt protrude from their faces

SM:you have a fat head

ME:which would help in covering the fatness of my nose
and it wont look out of shape

SM:are you bored?

ME:my nose would amalgamate

SM:go chat up mamta

ME:on my fat face
i am creative when i am with u
and i dnt talk crap
i talk sense
seriously
!!
like i think and i talk
i just dont type anything
there's a lot of hidden stuff in whatever i type
it would take a nose of ur size to sniff that
ok..... i would stop now
so hows the book going on?

SM:you 'will' stop now
'will'
not 'would'
you bloomin imbecile

ME:will or would
or would or will
shall or should
ur nose is thrill

SM:are you going crazy again

ME:so chill...hill bill
ok
back to the senses
zooooooooooooooozoooooooooooozoooooo
grrrrrrrrooooooooooommmmmmmm

SM:r u drunk?

ME:shwishhhhhoooooooooo
nope
!!
infact i am hyperactive

SM:fine then i am being stupid
talking to you

ME:no i aint drunk
talk sense to me
!!
talk the worldly sense to me
which would please ur fluuffy nostrills and then they ll flatten up in satisfaction
am i being to harsh on ur nose?
i cant even remember what it looks like
it must be a fine piece
but thats the cornerstone of a nutritious conversation between us
innit?
stupendous man?
ok i am sorry
!!
bad timing
u must be tensed because of day after
all the best
bye

SM:finally..